DM in the A.M., DM in the P.M.

Oh, DM, how I love to loathe you. You treated me well for so long, but now you've expanded your once lithe headline into a gigantic monstrosity that uses every bullet point in the brief. Could you not leave a little place for subtlety? A little bit of that 1-2 punch I loved so well? Do you not see you're boring consumers to death with your inter-office talk and meaningless blather and drive-by exclamation points?

And to repeat the offer WORD FOR WORD more times than there are panels? Shame, shame, shame.